3 Jokes That Will Take Control Of Any Situation

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Very few people can control a conversation better than a comedian. They have arsenals of jokes that put rude people in their place and redirect the flow of conversation. Even when there isn’t a conflict, when a joke lands and everybody laughs - there is a period of space where you can redirect the conversation wherever you like.
In this video we are going to look at 3 specific types of jokes that Russell Brand uses to masterfully control a confrontation on MSNBC. We’re also going to see how you can use these same jokes to confidently steer conversation in your own life.

⏰TIMESTAMPS⏰
0:41 - Joke #1: Unpointed wit.
2:38 - Joke #2: Purposeful misinterpretation.
4:20 - Joke #3: Sarcasm.
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Mark Sheehan
Mark Sheehan 20 цагийн өмнө
Wow,, this is very sterile.. weird out looks some of you yanks have ..
Jade
Jade Өдрийн өмнө
3:33 His interview with the Westboro Baptist Church is absoloutely hilarious. If you've not seen it, go now.
Jeff Poffit
Jeff Poffit 2 өдрийн өмнө
A hugely important part of being quick on your feet is to buy my advertisers product. Oh okay.
AfroZero
AfroZero 2 өдрийн өмнө
Am I the only one who finds Russell Brand to to be one of the leaat likeable people on the planet?
Michael Smith
Michael Smith 3 өдрийн өмнө
Sarcasm and quick wit are integral component in every British person.
Larkin Leal-Mullin
Larkin Leal-Mullin 4 өдрийн өмнө
I feel like this is not as successful for women, especially the first two.
LL Landvogt
LL Landvogt 4 өдрийн өмнө
Ain't no way I'm gonna steal jokes fck do I look like be Creative people
TJ Tampa
TJ Tampa 5 өдрийн өмнө
Brand handled those 3 so well. What a snake pit, so off putting.
Mgtow
Mgtow 11 өдрийн өмнө
Marriage is like a Tornado: "In the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, Then you lose your house".
MajorPaign
MajorPaign 12 өдрийн өмнө
I like to just take the air out of the room and just give it to them a straight....you are smug and rude. People don’t like you. And just stare.
Bart Hennin
Bart Hennin 13 өдрийн өмнө
Steal what jokes? I didn't see any (Except Conan's :))
Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott 16 өдрийн өмнө
Its great Russel really does not know hes already a jerk!
Alexa Weber Morales
Alexa Weber Morales 18 өдрийн өмнө
Got it, use words like "neurotic" "respectable" "extraterrestrial" next time I am invited on a national morning news show.
William Lambrechts
William Lambrechts 19 өдрийн өмнө
Thanks for the sponsor at the end. 👍🏻
Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz 22 өдрийн өмнө
Can't stand that dude...
syd
syd 24 өдрийн өмнө
can we acknowledge that all the examples of wit we see are air signs or have prominent air placements? this is why i believe in astrology. Every Gemini in my life is as witty as Russell Brand and they simply do not have to try. I, as a Capricorn, cannot relate
mhtbfecsq1
mhtbfecsq1 24 өдрийн өмнө
Nowadays everyone's got the smart mouth comebacks/ quirky jokes. We're fast becoming all about psychological/verbal tricks which is about power games/ego really, which I think is toxic personally.
James Wilson comedy
James Wilson comedy 25 өдрийн өмнө
Have you got any tips to not sound like a robot ?
Harshita Joshi
Harshita Joshi 27 өдрийн өмнө
6:00 I heard “meditation” as “medication” which still holds true. I was so calm under both of those. 😎
Performance Photography
Performance Photography Сарын өмнө
Russell destroyed that modern day precursor of a PC gen. demolished them all together
mj100013
mj100013 Сарын өмнө
As a British person, I would NEVER use sarcasm to get my point across, or in a comment on a youtube video.
Bitingyouintheeye
Bitingyouintheeye Сарын өмнө
Yet to hear a joke from Brand that is anywhere near funny. I don’t understand why he’s called a comedian?
Danny Tigz
Danny Tigz Сарын өмнө
Mr Brand is a freak of nature and I mean that in an affirmative context. The man is an enigma and highly entertaining. I never tire of hearing him talk because it's never ordinary.
Rusty Shackleford
Rusty Shackleford Сарын өмнө
Narrator: “for instance, if someone is being rude to you, you could say “wow so glad we’re finally getting the opportunity to hang out” Boss: *being rude to me at work* Me: “I’m so glad we finally got the opportunity to hang out”
Toma Panait
Toma Panait Сарын өмнө
I m a robot
Stephen Mietz
Stephen Mietz Сарын өмнө
The Brits are masters , it is apart of their day to day dialogue
Nee
Nee Сарын өмнө
This was a great video... Really great... No I mean it. I am English. You wan't the translation? It wasn't actually so bad.
Kathleen Farris
Kathleen Farris Сарын өмнө
I like Russell Brand, but I don’t see the grandness in him you seem to often find in him that is enough to make videos using him as an example of the best.
Litpk
Litpk Сарын өмнө
i used simple habit but most of it is premium
MGDM16
MGDM16 Сарын өмнө
The key to peak charisma... Speak in an English accent
TheWeardale1
TheWeardale1 Сарын өмнө
5:11 - the british don't hate you, we're being ironic, and that's something that flies over american's heads..
Opus Love Productions
Opus Love Productions Сарын өмнө
Saying neurotic instead of crazy is a joke?
Iron Wing Gaming
Iron Wing Gaming Сарын өмнө
Ah yes. Human comedy. Hmmm. Hahahaha.
Marti D
Marti D 2 сарын өмнө
I never watched Game of Thrones I had a watch that part twice it was hilarious
James Taylor
James Taylor 2 сарын өмнө
I never blame anyone for not understanding our U.K. sarcasm! Half of us don’t get it either! I’m proud of it but it gets me into trouble a lot! Especially when I went to Las Vegas and got chatting to a kind gentlemen and said “Trump IS great, I think it really speaks to your nation you would vote him in” when we were discussing politics. He didn’t catch the sarcasm and lets offended which made me feel bad, as I was trying to joke that we understood his viewpoint.
adam
adam 2 сарын өмнө
most of the things you point out are created by virtue of just being in these situations and experiencing/experimenting with them. Sure it makes sense to learn from comics and comedians but I don't think merely looking at them and saying "see, this is what they do" is enough, you need to go out and practice. You need to be out there practicing these things or they will never come naturally enough to be effectively used.
Pancho Pablo
Pancho Pablo 2 сарын өмнө
It's the accent! Just admit it he talks funny and it hilarious!
cat elmes
cat elmes 2 сарын өмнө
I let my friends Smith and Wesson do my talking for me , see you around ..
louise deprez
louise deprez Сарын өмнө
you started a school shooting you mean?
Man Script
Man Script 2 сарын өмнө
This is some good advice but I think I would rather upset everyone in the conversation lol
twinboom
twinboom 2 сарын өмнө
Is it me or is capt Jack Sparrow a master of all this
Mary Cupcake
Mary Cupcake 2 сарын өмнө
damn, that segway into the meditation app was on point.
Jennifer carleton
Jennifer carleton 2 сарын өмнө
This guy is an a$$hole, he's surfing on other people and showing what a weak sucker he is. don't watch!!
Jennifer carleton
Jennifer carleton 2 сарын өмнө
@Nakadu I really like Russell, there are always hangers-on. This guy narrating has a nasty energy. I don't like jerks sitting in the stand making snotty commentary. Really... where is this narrator, does he stand up and take the heat? Anybody can be a peanut in the gallery with no skin in the game.
Nakadu
Nakadu 2 сарын өмнө
Which guy?...Russel Brand or the guy making the video?
J B
J B 2 сарын өмнө
This is total BS... no joke.
cat elmes
cat elmes 2 сарын өмнө
A 3week old puppy knows this
Theoneandmarlboroman
Theoneandmarlboroman 2 сарын өмнө
Can't believe I burned Russel by saying he just became a vegan because he could not open his mouth wide enough to fit a nice juicy burger in it, just a view weeks ago 😂 Also can't believe charisma on command wasn't a thing. Subbed and turned on notifications now. .... hope MNpost doesn't mysteriously unsub me again this time.
Pari Exon
Pari Exon 2 сарын өмнө
1.8 k folks didn't like being sold a product at the end , Maybe 🤗
AxelSituation
AxelSituation 2 сарын өмнө
Russell Brand is a blackbelt master
mathurm100
mathurm100 2 сарын өмнө
if all else fails result to profanity and violence. lol!
Redshift313
Redshift313 2 сарын өмнө
Why the Fxxk Russel Brand... I for one can barely understand his accent !!! You are speaking American English and he speaks Brithish English !!! BOO
K Joseph .
K Joseph . 2 сарын өмнө
The aspiring pint annually behave because cotton inexplicably snow aboard a boorish support. nauseating, youthful cereal
Nakadu
Nakadu 2 сарын өмнө
What three words?
THE REALEST ONE
THE REALEST ONE 2 сарын өмнө
Tyrion is my favourite. 😂
Web Equatorlounge
Web Equatorlounge 3 сарын өмнө
if only he would speak less and head straight to the point
Avocato Bobble
Avocato Bobble 3 сарын өмнө
Yeah, haha! British people love sarcasm.
Sofa King
Sofa King 3 сарын өмнө
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dat2ra
dat2ra 3 сарын өмнө
Jeffrey Dahmer. Women just love him. Why?
dat2ra
dat2ra 3 сарын өмнө
Russell Brand always looks like he needs to take a shower.
Avinou bros
Avinou bros 3 сарын өмнө
5:11 *1st
Andreia Siika-aho
Andreia Siika-aho 3 сарын өмнө
It's just difficult to understand what Russel Brand says.
Nakadu
Nakadu 2 сарын өмнө
I don't understand what you just said
LMR LBI
LMR LBI 3 сарын өмнө
These kinda videos r for the reptilans
JDoGGYDiZZLE
JDoGGYDiZZLE 3 сарын өмнө
The more I watch charisma on command, the less charisma I actually have...
JDoGGYDiZZLE
JDoGGYDiZZLE 3 сарын өмнө
Don't talk about comedians and use Cringe Obrian as a reference.... Negative 10 out of ten....
Ethuil
Ethuil 3 сарын өмнө
Your videos have changed my life!!
louise deprez
louise deprez Сарын өмнө
please don't commit suicide
Griffin Feiwell
Griffin Feiwell 3 сарын өмнө
I liked my own comment
Dickie White
Dickie White 3 сарын өмнө
Next video: how to breathe in, and breathe out, without doing it at the same time.
Brian Hughes
Brian Hughes 3 сарын өмнө
Wish you would have used someone besides Russell Brand.
EvilestGem
EvilestGem 3 сарын өмнө
I want to do all this but when it comes to it I forget and then fall back on my instincts which usually results in me saying "fight me" or I say nothing and wait until I get home then go over everything I should have said!
Jolan XBL
Jolan XBL 3 сарын өмнө
4:32 I had a fat black kid on the bus say to me "I hope you get robbed". I responded with a smile and "Thank you, that's really nice of you to say so." He tried again, but I gave him "I understand, and I appreciate it." Oh, he was so confused.
Aarti Adhikari
Aarti Adhikari 3 сарын өмнө
"OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" always works(;
louise deprez
louise deprez Сарын өмнө
in making the situation even worse?
Nork
Nork 3 сарын өмнө
5:36 She scrawled out from under her bridge for a drink
fatbelly27
fatbelly27 3 сарын өмнө
Russel Brand? not a comedian.
Olive Oyl
Olive Oyl 3 сарын өмнө
I like Graham Norton's wit
Bettor-Off by the Keno King
Bettor-Off by the Keno King 3 сарын өмнө
This is the most useless advice on the internet.
D J
D J 3 сарын өмнө
I tried these techniques.. got punched in the face...
neVer ApoLogizE
neVer ApoLogizE 3 сарын өмнө
Brand is insufferable and unduly arrogant. I'm not sure where the alleged charisma fits in.
Cameron Chase
Cameron Chase 3 сарын өмнө
Who else watched this and was literally thinking they did all these things already ?
Lynda Reilly
Lynda Reilly 3 сарын өмнө
YOU TALK TOO FAST AND I DON'T LIKE YOUR VOICE............
Daniel Evert
Daniel Evert 4 сарын өмнө
Danny mullen has mastered every piece of this video
Salah Alkhalifa
Salah Alkhalifa 4 сарын өмнө
examples from under influence people!
Joseph Saetveit
Joseph Saetveit 4 сарын өмнө
How to be a clever as Russell Brand or Conan Obrien: Hmmmm ... Sounds easy enough! (
George Hav
George Hav 4 сарын өмнө
Wow, I've just lost 7 minutes of my life, thank you
Larry Daniel
Larry Daniel 3 сарын өмнө
Then you elected to waste more time posting this comment. At what point of the video did you determine its was a waste of your time? Why didn't you click away then instead of finishing the video then wasting more time commenting on it?
ghogue61
ghogue61 4 сарын өмнө
At first I didn't care for Russell Brand's type of humor but if you see him enough you'll realize he's a genius.
Dan The Man
Dan The Man 4 сарын өмнө
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BoJack
BoJack 4 сарын өмнө
Your wife will no longer be bothering you you have cancer
Sultan X
Sultan X 4 сарын өмнө
I don't understand 90% of the russels accent.
Heath Bros. Productions
Heath Bros. Productions 4 сарын өмнө
"What we've got here is someone under mistaken belief that they're funny" The most hypocritical thing I have ever heard anyone say.
Rubyismycat Man
Rubyismycat Man 4 сарын өмнө
My God i cant believe how much the American education system has failed
Adam Paravizzini
Adam Paravizzini 4 сарын өмнө
Are you saying I have to pay to learn how to meditate, to learn how be ready to do things I'm already doing without any help or guidance, but if used in the right way, in order to be like a celebrity who literally gets paid to talk about other people, all the while getting hours and hours of practice in different social situations with anybody he wants, to benefit myself slightly and form rapport with people who I don't plan on getting to know or show remote interest in their lives at all. Seems legit...
Chris Shiel
Chris Shiel 4 сарын өмнө
I really enjoyed watching this (I'm a Brit) We do you sarcasm a lot, so I hope you interpret what I'm saying correctly
Jesse Wiley
Jesse Wiley 4 сарын өмнө
I try to use irony in place of sarcasm.
CITIZEN SCIENCE
CITIZEN SCIENCE 4 сарын өмнө
WTF is up with these YT recommendations? C'mon YT, do better, this SOO WAAAYYY OFFF! idiotic.
hunkosaurusrex
hunkosaurusrex 4 сарын өмнө
Sarcasm is for cowards.
Norman Xiong
Norman Xiong 4 сарын өмнө
I was hoping for the ultimate knock knock joke
sg28948
sg28948 4 сарын өмнө
How to guarantee no-one will watch a video? Put Russell Brand in it. Pointed...but true.
Tre Yeu
Tre Yeu 4 сарын өмнө
Que Dios nos perdone.
Muhammad Faheem
Muhammad Faheem 4 сарын өмнө
I think being talked about in this guy's videos could be the best achievement for anyone ever.
Nuno Silva
Nuno Silva 4 сарын өмнө
1:11 wait... is that Brian Foster?
V R
V R 4 сарын өмнө
The moral of the video: Americans are thick.
Mark Kmiecik
Mark Kmiecik 4 сарын өмнө
More uncommon? Is that the same as "less common"? Only coming from the other end of the field?
tasharch
tasharch 5 сарын өмнө
Isn't it the fact that Brand uses long words in slightly inappropriate contexts that makes him so funny? He's like a more sophisticated Bill and Ted really?
Paul Steele
Paul Steele 5 сарын өмнө
Russel is such a .....wanker.
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