3 Easy Comebacks For Any Insult

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Today we are looking at some comebacks! We're going to see what we can learn from the way people responded in today's clips to particular offenses and insults, and what you can learn in your own life if somebody comes at you in a way that you find a bit too aggressive.

⏰TIMESTAMPS⏰
0:15 - Comeback #1: Andy Richter
1:15 - Comeback #2: Bo Burnham
1:55 - Comeback #3: UK Parliament
3:27 - Comeback #4: Donald Trump
4:02 - Comeback #5: David Letterman
5:14 - Comeback #6: Jaime Lannister
5:38 - Comeback #7: Howard with the comeback
6:25 - Comeback #8: Donald Trump vs Jeb Bush
7:08 - Comeback #9: Conan O' Brien
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Backline Guy
Backline Guy 2 цагийн өмнө
Is it just me or does it bother any fellow guitar players that his Stratocaster is plugged in? It’s real bad for the input jack to leave your guitars plugged in.
C-Deck
C-Deck 8 цагийн өмнө
Green?!? Well, thats unexpected
Sean Welling
Sean Welling 12 цагийн өмнө
Omfg these commercials
CaptainFutureman
CaptainFutureman 15 цагийн өмнө
I have been told the English parliament has an hour that is televised and very dramatic and hectic, but the rest of the time it's not all that chaotic.
Lars Hader
Lars Hader 16 цагийн өмнө
Jennifer Garner can snuck anywhere she wants.
Jeffrey Walker
Jeffrey Walker 19 цагийн өмнө
looks blue
Hercules Brofister
Hercules Brofister 20 цагийн өмнө
"the jerk store called and they're running out of you"
Pol Cupi
Pol Cupi Өдрийн өмнө
Yang milih allah like yg Mili dajal hirawkan 1:39.........m.
Bil Carter
Bil Carter Өдрийн өмнө
The tactic of agreeing with your opponent in order to disarm them is precisely what Jesus meant by "turning the other cheek". You can much more easily defeat an opponent by letting them do it to themselves.
Jack Tribble
Jack Tribble Өдрийн өмнө
I wish I had understood these concepts when I was in third grade.
The real Lomas-chenko
The real Lomas-chenko Өдрийн өмнө
Its blue
Darrin Jones
Darrin Jones Өдрийн өмнө
my favorite come back so someone being unkind, and one that I've taught my daughters, is to look whomever right in the eyes and say "remind me why your opinion is important to me"
雯倩蕭
雯倩蕭 Өдрийн өмнө
“If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea” “If you were my wife, I’d drink it”
JAMES BOND
JAMES BOND Өдрийн өмнө
It’s hard to be that witty
JAMES BOND
JAMES BOND Өдрийн өмнө
Trump literally won election by being savage.
Blake Spier
Blake Spier Өдрийн өмнө
Can we get a count of "incredibly effective" in this video?
Blake Spier
Blake Spier Өдрийн өмнө
I hate when ppl start a video with "and I haven't watched any of these yet" like cmon. You're making a completely edited and planned out video. Why are you pretending like you didn't have all of these ready to go.
vikbhat
vikbhat 2 өдрийн өмнө
D'you do a thing on craigyferg? That'd be brilliant
Tony Cole
Tony Cole 2 өдрийн өмнө
If Trump did what he did in 2016 he would’ve won. Covid also destroyed him.
Renee McLane
Renee McLane 2 өдрийн өмнө
You seem to enjoy it when men slam women quite a lot. Do you have a collection of women slamming men? And you seem to truly enjoy Trump's childish remarks. Did you vote for him??
Izaya Evarez
Izaya Evarez 2 өдрийн өмнө
Human. I love calling people "human" as an insult because you can tell when people feel slightly offended. Human: I don't think so, Izaya. Izaya: Okay, human That's my favorite comeback. I worked with a guy that said "Bold of you to assume I'm human". LoL!! It was a funny response. Everybody else just "But you're a human too!!" Yes, yes I am also a human too. Quite clearly.
Lori Rilling
Lori Rilling 2 өдрийн өмнө
Coming here for the comments section, where also you can learn how to make the odds play on behalf of you.
Ashki Trey
Ashki Trey 2 өдрийн өмнө
Anyone else notice that the spiderman picture in the back changed a few times?
AZ Battle School
AZ Battle School 2 өдрийн өмнө
Trump 2020!
Samdagamer
Samdagamer 2 өдрийн өмнө
You should do a face reveal
Gavin Bullock
Gavin Bullock 3 өдрийн өмнө
Good thing jennifer garner has beautiful brains...
ADOLF HIPSTER YOLOCAUST
ADOLF HIPSTER YOLOCAUST 3 өдрийн өмнө
If you think the british parlament is wild you should listen to Berlusconi owning people
Biswanil Kundu
Biswanil Kundu 3 өдрийн өмнө
this guy seems to a Trump fan boy...
Diu Cho
Diu Cho 3 өдрийн өмнө
0:22 my love video :X.
Hans
Hans 3 өдрийн өмнө
"no u"
Chris Tartarre
Chris Tartarre 4 өдрийн өмнө
2:38: "Odeurrr!!!" When someone farts and it stinks so damn much your brain reboots with language system preference set up to French x''D
UNKNOWN UNKNOWN
UNKNOWN UNKNOWN 4 өдрийн өмнө
I expected 1) NO U 2) YOUR MOM 3) UNO REVERSE CARD
purple burly
purple burly 4 өдрийн өмнө
"Because you'd be in jail" - is currently the world's greatest comeback. Even Hillary had the expression on her face 'damn, that was a good one'...
Shady Shloop
Shady Shloop 4 өдрийн өмнө
@g_ge_lex_nder is a punk on insta!
Sanford Gray
Sanford Gray 4 өдрийн өмнө
It is ALWAYS worth correcting someone in "an unkind way" if they were as rude as Jennifer Garner. She, and people who behave like her, deserve a taste of their own medicine. As far as opening yourself up? Yeah, you'll do that. But, so what. Not putting a preposition at the end of a sentence is and has always been more of a preference. Whether or not a word exists is something entirely different. She deserved to be pulled down off her high horse.
Sanford Gray
Sanford Gray 4 өдрийн өмнө
Chelsea Handler is an unfunny, untalented pretentious twit.
Super Mario Brothers 2
Super Mario Brothers 2 4 өдрийн өмнө
"No u" is valid in all arguments and that is a fact.
Jason Voorhees
Jason Voorhees 4 өдрийн өмнө
You did Dennis Skinner dirty there. Skinner's usually the witty one.
Gary Stone
Gary Stone 5 өдрийн өмнө
Historians disagree upon whom to bestow credit, but we'll go with: Earl of Sandwich: Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of the pox. John Wilkes: That, My Lord, depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.
Monarch Zero
Monarch Zero 5 өдрийн өмнө
Am I the only one who saw Selena Gomez at 0:52.
Thrive Dru
Thrive Dru 5 өдрийн өмнө
Great vid.....but you should unplug your instrument if you're not using it ;)
durereee
durereee 5 өдрийн өмнө
Dude I had to pause after that Bo sock comeback, I was laughing so hard I choked on the smoke. And that's exactly what I was thinking, he was lightning fast. One might say he was quick-witted with it.
Random Guy
Random Guy 5 өдрийн өмнө
No one's gonna talk about the constantly changing picture in the back wall?
bitetheteeth 101
bitetheteeth 101 5 өдрийн өмнө
What kind of Amp do you have that strat plugged into?
RobBCactive
RobBCactive 5 өдрийн өмнө
There's nothing wrong with ending a sentence with a preposition in English, it's a common thing due to phrasal verbs. An example of which should be easy with up to come.
Jason G
Jason G 5 өдрийн өмнө
I usually find "your mother" to be appropriate in almost all cases.
Super N0iS3
Super N0iS3 5 өдрийн өмнө
that women at 5:39 was pretty much asking for that comeback. Why was she so angry at the guy's response? He didnt even made fun of her in the first place, she could have easily joined in...
nativeray 707
nativeray 707 5 өдрийн өмнө
The jerk store called, your due back at 8!!!!
AUZZIEBRUHH :o
AUZZIEBRUHH :o 6 өдрийн өмнө
TRUMP 2020@!@!@! ITS ALL COMING OUT WE ARE GOING TO WIN MAG!!@
neshobanakni
neshobanakni 6 өдрийн өмнө
It's a very pleasant light blue.
Chickie nuggie
Chickie nuggie 6 өдрийн өмнө
First up: "No u"
Praetor of Olea
Praetor of Olea 6 өдрийн өмнө
If I wanted my own comeback, I would have asked your mother.
HENJAM48
HENJAM48 6 өдрийн өмнө
You've got my guitar!!!
Kevin G
Kevin G 6 өдрийн өмнө
Trump is champ when it comes to narration manipulation. Deflecting, derailing and answering with questions. My typical responses to ppl are ya got me chief i bow in supplication. .to me i think i just like to come on here and babble since covid has limited human interactions To me anyone looking to "win" Online has already lost. One thing if anyone actually reads this is. Nobody sane argues or really even posts in comments section. The ppl that do from what ive seen appreciate a position of power and being right. PPl will type "that's you are" to correct someone. Like you know what was meant and context but since it wasnt perfect that means the whole argument is tossed? Interesting but my point was already invalid the second i typed it out online The internet is a mad house and you just entered it to tell. Crazy person they spelt a word wrong.lolllom
Shawn Stone
Shawn Stone 7 өдрийн өмнө
0:37 - nah, really wasn't
audrey Serna
audrey Serna 7 өдрийн өмнө
😅 because youd be jail.
Defiant Politics
Defiant Politics 7 өдрийн өмнө
What was that picture flash in the background?
elbeial
elbeial 7 өдрийн өмнө
notice no Joe Biden witty clips.
myklmusic
myklmusic 7 өдрийн өмнө
Apparently because of inactivity, Spider Man put on a little weight.
Will Archer
Will Archer 7 өдрийн өмнө
If Conan did that to me I would've busted out laughing also. You have to be able to laugh at yourself. I had the honor of meeting Conan and interact with him. Believe me, it was very difficult to maintain my professionalism around him. He will try to break passed that just to make you laugh. The first time he wasnt able to. The second time he did and later before leaving, he thanked me for being a good sport. A very genuine and super nice man.
gwaai edenshaw
gwaai edenshaw 7 өдрийн өмнө
Your background is purple
Mia Senna
Mia Senna 7 өдрийн өмнө
❤️
Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson 7 өдрийн өмнө
The background is Blue
Roger Carson
Roger Carson 7 өдрийн өмнө
Trump is the greatest comeback God bless him great president
Reza Varghayi
Reza Varghayi 7 өдрийн өмнө
I'd ve scared to argue with this guy he's a master lol
Jagadeesh Chenna
Jagadeesh Chenna 7 өдрийн өмнө
What a useless video, wasted my time seeing random clips.
Hale Bopp
Hale Bopp 7 өдрийн өмнө
*DON'T* laugh at Orange Man Bad whatever you do! 😐 Trump2020
K. Ryan
K. Ryan 8 өдрийн өмнө
It's perfectly okay to end a sentence with a preposition to avoid confusion or keep from sounding goofy. “What are you sitting on?” “On what are you sitting?”
TheNietchze
TheNietchze 8 өдрийн өмнө
Your mouth makes it look as if you're always smiling
ByzantiumEK Kuhlman
ByzantiumEK Kuhlman 8 өдрийн өмнө
The blue background is nice, i think you have too much light reflecting off your face it kinda washes you out at times. Loved the content as always though.
Analía Díaz Mercado
Analía Díaz Mercado 8 өдрийн өмнө
What happened to the Spider-Man poster/painting in the back?
vonsuthoff
vonsuthoff 8 өдрийн өмнө
*"I make it a rule never to have a battle of wits with an unarmed individual."* *"I'd just end up looking like a bully!"*
Ronnie Q
Ronnie Q 8 өдрийн өмнө
Best comeback from Scrubs: “So is your face”
karen westfall
karen westfall 8 өдрийн өмнө
so your saying you like how Trump disrespects others ?
Andrew Moreno
Andrew Moreno 8 өдрийн өмнө
Jennifer garner looked good though
Latin Dance Videos
Latin Dance Videos 8 өдрийн өмнө
I’d forgotten about this channel. Surprisingly good content.
quartytypo
quartytypo 8 өдрийн өмнө
World's best comeback that I use consistently: Jo Moma
Leviticus Stroud
Leviticus Stroud 8 өдрийн өмнө
A good one from the UK parliament, from Dennis Skinner (the 'dinosaur' in the clip shown): Skinner: "Half the Tory members opposite are crooks." Speaker: "Withdraw that remark." Skinner: "OK. Half the Tory members aren't crooks."
Janice Murphy
Janice Murphy 8 өдрийн өмнө
I thought they were looking for assholes question mark. No they weren't looking for you at all. A W a.m.
MrBej
MrBej 8 өдрийн өмнө
No, :Joe mama" is enuff
Mr. Linguini
Mr. Linguini 8 өдрийн өмнө
that spiderman frame is cursed
JH Kirker
JH Kirker 8 өдрийн өмнө
Who noticed the spider-man picture change.
William McKinney
William McKinney 9 өдрийн өмнө
No u
roquefortfiles
roquefortfiles 9 өдрийн өмнө
Keep in mind when you watch Trump with all his ego bluster that his Niece says he's the weakest man I've ever known. And the problem with every body who debates him is they clam up on his attacks instead of volley.
The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate 9 өдрийн өмнө
I remember when I had my first beer too
Linus Van Pelt
Linus Van Pelt 9 өдрийн өмнө
1:36 Is a TOTAL different picture from 1:53 in the back
AramMafia
AramMafia 9 өдрийн өмнө
1:54 the spiderman picture lmao
Sarah J
Sarah J 9 өдрийн өмнө
The house of commons is basically a public school playground except with a moderator (for the americans public school in the uk is the poshest type of private school) it can be massively entertaining though ..
Paweł G
Paweł G 9 өдрийн өмнө
4:13 joke. Explanation please.
CC 6871
CC 6871 9 өдрийн өмнө
Spoderman in the background
EscobarSniperboi
EscobarSniperboi 9 өдрийн өмнө
I’ve learned a lot from you bro. Being a new young lad to the corporate world for the first time it’s important to arm yourself with lessons like this video.
lasvegasloner
lasvegasloner 9 өдрийн өмнө
My favorites are the ons that are actually deserved. That is, if somebody is truly stating trouble that is't even correct or accurate, fire away, and aim to destroy. I don't like when people start trouble with somebody that isn't the problem. That's why I don't respect the comebacks of Trump, since Hillary was absolutely right about him (though I'd been saying it long before he was up for election-- if you knew his "practices" in N.Y.).... ...and I DO respect Conan's comeback, so very very much over Jennifer Garner's snippy (probably trying to be cute or entertaining in some privileged "I get away with everything because of my looks" sort of way) grammar "correction". She deserved that more than anyone on here, and I'm even kind of a fan of Jennifer.
Karozans
Karozans 10 өдрийн өмнө
My favorite comeback comes from Benjamin Disraeli. Another member of Parliament says to Disraeli. "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." Disraeli responds. "That depends, Sir, whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
Karozans
Karozans 10 өдрийн өмнө
Your mama is so fat, that the general public would not find her attractive.
Brian Einersen
Brian Einersen 10 өдрийн өмнө
You are so helpful and handsome!
Tava 78
Tava 78 10 өдрийн өмнө
I’ll disagree with the Trump comeback because all he does is insult whenever he’s intellectually overwhelmed by someone else. Tick Tick Trump, it’s actually you who’ll be going to jail instead of Hillary 🤭
Purple Cats
Purple Cats 10 өдрийн өмнө
The background has a blue hue for sure and I love it! I also love the guitars, I'm a guitar player myself!
Loofig
Loofig 10 өдрийн өмнө
Spooder man
Jimmaculate
Jimmaculate 10 өдрийн өмнө
i didn't like it because the examples just whizzed by.
Sangita kAtun Sarmin Katun
Sangita kAtun Sarmin Katun 10 өдрийн өмнө
I tried correcting someone's grammar on facebook once. The person wrote "gramer" i tried correcting that person by typing "grammer" and another person corrected me with "grammar". It was so embarrassing I deleted the comment immediately. 😅 same as with conan.
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